Jason Curious: Jason's Desk

April 6, 2007

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

By Caleb Carter

Monthly Column Exclusively at JasonCurious.com

Column #12: Caleb Carter Does Straight Porn… Sorta.

I just got back from an amazing shoot with Shane’s World shooting a gay version of their hit series Campus Invasion. I must admit that I have long been in love with this series of straight porn. They actually are the only pornos I have gone out and spent money on personally, other then the one gay porn I ever bought, Jack Hammer.

When I got the call to do the gay version of Campus Invasion, I about wet my self. I was at work (my full time job) and I started jumping up and down shouting and clapping. My mother thought I had lost my mind because I told her about how I loved their series and she could not understand how her gay son could love straight porn so much. So I lent her a copy of Campus Invasion 2 and still have yet to get it back. She loved it probably more than I do my self.

The shoot took place in Portland Oregon and I had an absolute BLAST! I mean, who could ask for more then a bunch of drunk frat boys who wanna take turns tickling your kitty? For those of you who have not had the privilege of seeing any of the Campus Invasion series I would defiantly recommend going out and buying a copy. Campus Invasion (there is another line similar called College Invasion that is just as hot!) is like an MTV game show gone naughty and well we all know that's really what we want when watching those shows.

You have college guys competing in hilarious kinky games to see who will get a chance to fuck a porn star. They have an MC shouting in a bull horn getting the crowed worked up and it really is just a huge party full of plenty of fucking, sucking and lord know what else. Its what college is all about!

Pro/Am star Tommy D. was the MC for the gay shoot but I took turns on the bull horn shouting at the boys to flash me their cock as well as getting my self drenched in beer and then had it licked off by about 7 different hotties all at the same time. I don't know what they will leave in and what will end up on the cutting room floor but they could probably make a movie out of the things I was doing myself. I ended up fooling around with 3 boys, got fucked with a champagne bottle and got caught up in a few 2,3 and 4 way blow jobs.

THIS IS WHAT PORN IS ALL ABOUT! No more of that soap opera drama crap you just want to fast-forward through. This is hard core fucking at its best....it makes you want to ask, “Why did we have to wait for a straight porn company to finally put out a video you want to watch the whole way through?.”

I mean granted it's nice to have a story line and everything. Lord knows I have been begging to be put in anything other then the norm and yes I was given that chance with Dicks of Hazzard and Bully. But this was something totally different than anything I have ever been in and I really enjoyed the experience. It reminded me a lot of when I was in college having wild parties and guys would get drunk and start going at it. I think that is the appeal of Shane's World’s productions. Most of their movies are just a bunch of people hanging out drinking having a good time until things start getting down and dirty. You only have to look at television to see that people want more and more reality entertainment and less scripted entertainment and that's what Shane's World is bringing to the porn world and I love it! I know everyone is thinking I am just kissing ass but anyone who has ever met me or knows me at all knows that my favorite thing in the world is to get drunk and get wild. You think Tara Reid is a bad girl? PLEASE, that bitch ain’t got shit on me. I mean I was getting drunk and wild at parties way before she was even a famous name.

It's not just that I had fun shooting the movie but I must say the crew was one of the most friendly I have worked with. I will admit I had my reservations about working with a crew that was straight and I expected them to be a bunch of jerks who wouldn't know anything about making gay porn but needless to say I was very wrong. In fact they pretty much knew their shit and actually knew it a little better than some of the talent. They gave some great direction and when any of the cast had any input they listened and were willing to give pretty much anything a try.

There have been VERY few porn shoots I have been on that I was sad to see it end. Most of the time you see the talent grabbing their checks and running for the door. But on this project everyone wanted to hang out long after it was over and just chat. Something very rare on a gay or straight porn set. I love my gay porn but every now and then its nice to have something a little different and I am glad Shane's World has decided to take their most popular line and bring it over to the dark... er, I mean gay side.

On another note, .you might notice in this month pictures I have a guest star. One of the boys who showed up at the shoot actually ended up tugging on my heart strings. Now I am not going to tell you that I am in love or that I found a new boyfriend but this dude really got to me. I am still sticking to my thoughts on life from my last column about how I am taking time to get to know myself and find out who I am as a person. But I never said I couldn't get to know someone else while I was at it, right? Anyhow I thought I would let him join in on a little photo shoot of our own and I really hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed making them.