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THEY GOOSE THE PRESS, DON'T THEY? Jason takes us on the set of Stable Entertainment's grandest bisexual feature to date, "Goosed 3: A Bisexual Love Affair"where he himself gets goosed more than once by some of the hottest performers in adult entertainment today.
I was smarter today. At least, in the morning I was. I didn't arrive at the set until 11:00 in the morning, knowing full well that the first sex scene of the day had probably not even started. Fortunately for me, I was right on time. I cite good karma.
I walk toward the back end of Bobby Gallagher's Studio and find that Matt Bradshaw, Pepper, and Jacob Hayes are rehearsing their dialogue in preparation for their three-way sex romp. I sit quietly behind director Tina Tyler and observe the action. Jacob and Pepper with their dark eyebrows and bleached blonde hair look like something out of a V.C. Andrews novel. In "Goosed 3: A Bisexual Love Affair" they portray Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum as twin brothers, which is hot in and of itself if you're into the incest thing. (I have no siblings so naturally&) While the two of them stare at me out of the corner of their eye between takes, Matt Bradshaw is lost in his own little world. A comic genius, Bradshaw is actually a talented actor and very much the life of the party behind the scenes, breaking any nervous tension between performers and making everyone laugh without even trying. Matt gets naked and literally sprints off the set for a potty break, his astro-cock flip flopping in motion only mere centimeters from my face as he passes. Finally, as Jacob is showing Tina he can do the splits, I hear Tina say, "Oh Jason, would you come in here? I want you to see something." My jaw dropped to floor where his penis and all of his legs were now comfortably resting. He waves and says hello. Pepper looks up from his men's magazine (a straight pub) and smiles. As it turns out, Pepper is an ex-marine who spent two years rebelling against everything in hopes of getting booted out of the corps. Don't ask, don't tell? He told. And then showed. And then disobeyed rule after rule, for which he received many a spanking I'm sure. Eventually, they kicked his ass back to where he came from and Pepper decided he'd like to pursue a much quieter, gentler kind of life as a gay porn star. But after only three feature films, this bleached blonde bisexual rebel is ready to move onto yet another new phase in his life. I soon learn "Goosed 3: A Bisexual Love Affair" is to be Pepper's last feature, as tomorrow he returns to his hometown up north to pursue still an even quieter and gentler existence. So these are special times for The Divine Mr. P. and he's feeling a little sentimental. You can see it in his eyes. Jacob, on the other hand, isn't feeling so sentimental. He's just feeling horny. And that's okay because really he has nothing to be sentimental about today! But as he overhears me exchanging email addresses with Pepper, a light bulb goes off over his pretty little bleached blonde head. "You're DV8 Boi?" he asks. I confirm. "You used to be in Florida, right? We've talked online before. A lot, actually. Like, we just talked a few weeks ago. I have you on my buddy list." After much prodding and eventually ignoring (if one doesn't work, it's always the other) he gives me his three email addresses none of which are ringing a bell. I regret to inform him that we have never spoke. He, however, insists that we have. To this day, the matter has not been cleared up. I cite a tragic past life romance.
So the sex scene progresses between the three well hung studs as they suck and fuck each other like nobody's business. I lean over and whisper into Tina Tyler's ear: "When are you going to let me get naked and fuck guys like that?" She whips her head around, her eyes wide and claims if she'd known I wanted to she'd have cast me in the project. "All talk!" I laugh. "How about you go into the scene right now?" she says. "Um&" I hesitate and the hesitation itself bothers me. I should know to say no! I talked with Nina about this last night. "Yeah, who is all talk now?" smiles Tina, as she turns around and yells for action. In the end, I did go in on the scene. I just didn't go in to have sex. Jacob needed someone to hold his feet down while he bottomed with his legs in the splits position. I suddenly decide I'm becoming a porn star. Happy to oblige and kneeling at Jacob's feet, my mind is made up. I truly thought this was to be the highlight of my day. Boy, was I ever wrong! Immediately following their scene, I make my way back to the dressing room to chat with my good pal Keri Windsor. She's all excited about her scene coming up with Blake and Brady. "Two boys!" she says licking her lips, giddy and greedy like. "I can't wait!" Just as the conversation was getting good between Keri and me, I am rudely interrupted by a naked Jacob Hayes who pushes me down onto the couch and starts to kiss me. So I rudely grab him by the back of the head and kiss him in return. We bite each other's lips and grab at each other's crotches. Keri can't stop laughing uncontrollably and when she does she just stares. I think she was getting wet. A half-naked Pepper enters the dressing room and joins in on the action for a few second, licking my neck. If it had just been Keri watching us, it would've been a turn on. Unfortunately, there were about ten other people in the room. Plus, I had just gotten off the phone with my somewhat-serious love interest and the Producer of this film was hitting on my hardcore, whom I also kind of liked. Also, I was battling this decision about becoming a porn star just seconds before being molested! And the whole experience totally took me by surprise! So when he went to grab my wee-wee, which is normally of rather large proportions, he found the disappointment that it was not in its fully engorged state. Was I not into what we were doing? Was I straight today? Normally I believe I'm not straight or gay or bi. I'm just Jason. (Hence my site, JasonCurious.com!) Surely, I was attracted to him. He's one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen! I start to panic. I can't do porn. I'm an actor. What am I doing here? And why does he keep trying to suck my limp dick? I pushed Jacob off of me and decide I'd much rather go down on him. And the producer whom I'd been flirting with. All we needed was a camera. Where's Tina Tyler during all of this, I'd like to know?! Probably setting up for her next scene. Seriously, I've never seen a director work so hard to get a project perfect. The woman must have been averaging two hours of sleep a night and still managed to look fabulous the next morning, be it on or off camera. Anyway, back to me and the dicks in my mouth. We continue to have some dressing room fun for a few minutes until I finally tear myself away, only to go pour my heart out over the whole thing to Keri. See, a quality I most deplore in myself is the fact that I'm an extremist. I'm also very over-analytical. If I don't get hard ONCE in my life due to a series of logical reasons that I already stated above, I suddenly believe that either I am impotent or that I grew up too fast and porn no longer turns me on. "But if that's the case Keri, why do I want to be a porn star? Wait, I don't even want to be a porn star! What the fuck am I saying? This shoot is really getting to me, Keri. I think I might be straight. Did I mention how much I'm looking forward to your scene?" Poor Keri listens to me babble on, trying to decipher the mess that I've laid before her. Finally, she smacks me across the face and tells me I'm not impotent and to pull myself together. (Well, the smacking didn't really happen, but it was a nice dramatic touch.) "You just made out with a porn star," shrugs the makeup artist. "You've been on set for a couple days now. Don't you know these guys are used to dicks not being hard?" Okay, so the woman with the Mac in her hands makes a good point! Nonetheless, I felt bad about it. Why? Because I really liked Jacob, what with my past life fantasy and all! I honestly don't think I'd ever spoken to him online, but I was starting to wish I had. Before I knew it, he was gone and hadn't even said goodbye. Story of my life.
Next stop: Brady Martin. He enters the dressing room, getting into his pajamas for his scene opposite Blake and Keri. He looks every inch the Los Angeles personal trainer. Which is exactly what the boy does by day. This is one of his first movies and by far the biggest production he's seen to date. "I don't know how long I'll actually be here," he confided in me. "I'm just sort of testing the waters. You never know what will happen." One thing's for sure. The boy can eat! Candy, cookies, ice cream, salad, ravioli, anything the caterers brought seemed to have Brady Martin's name all over it. Though I must admit, I too had grown tired of pretending I was healthy with my fruit bowl of yesterday. I joined in a few bowls of ice cream and wondered what it might taste like if it were dripping down the crack of Jacob Hayes' most perfect ass. Then I realized, regardless of what it tasted like I wouldn't be able to get hard anyway, so what's the point? It was a weird day. Things were about to get weirder though. Blake Harper was going to have sex with a woman. "For the first time since I was a teenager!" he laughs. "This is something I've always wanted to explore more of, but I haven't really had an opportunity until now. Keri and I have been getting along really well. I'm so glad I got to know her before we do this because she's an incredible woman with a great sense of humor. I'm really looking forward to the scene." Within the first ten minutes of Blake, Keri, and Brady's ménage a trios, the GayVN performer of the year dives for the muff. He stays there for a good twenty minutes too, while Keri gives Brady head that would turn a gay man straight. Keri's wildly known for the length of her tongue, which helps a great deal in passionate kissing, blowjobs, and shrimping. Yes, shrimping. Keri has a bit of a foot fetish. As they break to change positions, I slide in to get a couple of shots. I ask Blake if he could move up from Keri's pussy from just a second so I can get a shot of his face. He ignores me. I ask again. His eyes roam the room like a curious little boy and he finally looks up at me. "What? I'm sorry, what did you say?" Blake Harper was lost in Keri Windsor's cookie. The day could not have been more surreal.
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