?Cooking is kind of like motherhood. To be really good at it, you don't need instructions.?

- Britney Spears, primed and ready to give up her career completely to motherhood. ? Now where?s the baby?!

MONIQUE ALEXANDER IS THE NEW VIVID GIRL: The hot bodied blonde, Monique Alexander , a 22-year-old with a 5?5? frame from Sacramento, has been signed to an exclusive contract with Vivid Entertainment and will is the newest Vivid Girl. Monique?s first project for Vivid is titled, Lexie and Monique LoveRocco and is due for release in the spring of 2005. Her scenes include a boy/girl scene with legendary performer Rocco Siffredi as well as a three-way with Rocco and fellow Vivid sister, Lexie Marie. Director Paul Thomas was both surprised and impressed by the acting ability and raw sexuality she displayed during the shooting of the movie. ?Monique?s scene with Rocco was absolutely explosive. I am looking forward to working with her on many other Vivid projects,? said Thomas.

Monique says she was a shy girl in high school but has blossomed into an outgoing and confident adult. She got interested in a career in adult entertainment after she began dancing in a Sacramento gentlemen?s club at age 18. This led to photo shoots for men?s magazines, followed by roles in soft-core erotic movies. She started her career in adult movies doing only girl-girl scenes.

When she is not working, Monique loves to let loose by going out dancing with her friends. ?I am the one who gets up and dances on a chair or table at a club,? she says. ?Dancing is also a form of exercise for me since I don?t work out in a gym.

?I am a pretty determined person and I?m going to do the best I can at Vivid,? says Monique. ?The prestige and security of being a Vivid Girl will also allow me to indulge in my other passion by taking some courses in interior decorating.?

FEATURED REPORT

CHASEY LAIN TO SHOOT FIRST INTERRACIAL: It would seem the oft times subject of controversy, Chasey Lain, is still hard at work on making that comeback of hers. Adam & Eve has cast her in the sequel to last year?s down-and-dirty bestselling title, Black in White, an interracial free for all that had the industry asking, ?This is Adam & Eve?!? The movie will be Lain?s first interracial scene opposite Mr. Marcus, directed by Luc Wylder. Lain is also slated to shoot a girl/girl with Adam & Eve contract superstar Carmen Luvana on the same day.

SNEAK PEEK

LAUREN PHOENIX GETS GANGBANGED: In another porn first, voluptuous blonde beauty Lauren Phoenix?s first gangbang has just been released from Mayhem. The movie is called Clusterfuck 3, directed by Jim Powers and features two hours and twenty minutes of gangbang footage, first from Lauren Phoenix and then from everyone?s favorite filthy slut, Ariana Jollee. The cast of gangbangers includes Dave Hardman, Alec Knight, Mickey G., Tony Tedeschi, John West, Trent Tesoro, Nick East, Seth Dickens, Bad Bob, Trevor Slide, Brian Pumper, Jeremy Steele, Scott Lyons and Richard Raymond.

Mayhem?s Clucsterfuck 3 is now available on VHS and DVD at www.MayhemXXX.com.

BONUS GALLERY

ON THE AIR

TEAGAN PRESLEY & CYTHERIA ON STERN FRIDAY: Tune into The Howard Stern Show on Friday morning to hear Digital Playground?s starlet Teagan Presley and squirt sensation Cytheria talking up The 2005 AVN Awards . Both girls are nominated for Best New Starlet and will be attending the ceremony held in Las Vegas , Nevada in early January 2005. For further info on the show and how to get tickets, visit www.avnawards.com.