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TRUE TWINS GET IT ON WITH NEW SENSATIONS: No you are not seeing double! New Sensations/Digital Sin and exclusive contract director Tyrone Shuz are proud to present Cherish and Cali Marie, two 18 year old twins who love to lick each other in Sex with Young Girls #7.

Chart-topping director Shuz likes his girls young and dripping with cum, as made evident in such best-selling New Sensations/Digital Sin titles as Teen Dreams and Young as They Cum. This latest installment in his Sex with Young Girls series is no exception and not for the faint of heart as he's at it again with two real-life twins who trade off till they get off! Plus, the nubile barely 18 starlet Keri Sable takes on two massive cocks while the supporting cast of Kinzie Kenner, Dezeray and Brandy Nichole get all the man meat they can possibly handle from hard-hitting New Sensations contract players Mr. Pete, Ben English and Dillon.

Sex with Young Girls #7 hit store shelves yesterday and is now available on VHS and DVD at www.NewSensations.com and www.DigitalSinDVD.com.

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BE BRITTANY’S BITCH: Miss Brittany Andrews has so many fans here at The News Desk, as she is one of our foremost former columnists. Therefore, I thought it pertinent to let yall know that she’s desperately seeking someone to be her bitch. If you think you’ve got what it takes, email a short note as to “why” along with photo and contact information to [email protected]. The winner will be brought to Las Vegas in January for the biggest porn show of the year, all expenses paid with a special invite to the convention as Brittany’s bitch. This entails actually having Miss Brittany escort the winner by a leash and dog collar into the show to join her in signing autographs. She also promises to stand on you (trampling, remember that column?) the entire time, force you to lick her boots and whatever else she thinks up. Basically, you’re at Brit’s beck and call, kiddo. If this sounds like heaven to you, send her an email.

ADAM & EVE’S “IN THE OPEN”: I was just saying I don’t have sex outdoors or in public nearly enough and what arrives in my mailbox but a screener of Adam & Eve’s latest compilation, In the Open. Time to live vicariously through others orgasms! For those of you who love sex in nature, this one is a keeper. The movies features over two hours of outdoor action everywhere from the park to the poolside to the barnyard to your own backyard!

The movie’s hottest scene, hands down, is a picnic table romp between Jezebelle Bond and Billy Glide. This is Bond in her prime, not overly tattooed and totally fresh faced with her perfectly perky tits and pink pussy getting slammed by the massive piece of meat that is Billy Glide. Other highlights include Kurt Lockwood blowing what must be the cum shot of the year all over Ashley Moore’s ass and a super whiny Inari Vachs getting slammed by Dale Dabone in one of the flick’s few anal scenes.

Adam & Eve’s In the Open, also starring Holly Hollywood, Steve Holmes, Malitia, Simone Pryce, Jade, Darren James, Alaura Eden, Chris Cannon, Mika Tan, Alex Sanders, Jasmine Lynn, Katie Morgan, Taylor Lynn, Tony Sexton Jasmine Klein and Dillon is now available on VHS and DVD at www.AdamEve.com.

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HANNAH SHOOTING “DREAM TEENS” SEQUEL: One of our other monthly columnists, Hannah Harper is said to be going into pre-production today on the sequel to her self-helmed soon to be classic, Dream Teens. Guess it’s safe to say her directorial debut was a resounding success for Sin City, the company to which she’s under lock and key. “I wanted to do something more dramatic this time around,” said Harper in a statement released yesterday. “I really poured my best efforts into the script and I can’t wait to see it spring to life. This one will be much darker and more sinister.” The script, which veers into kidnapping, murder, and sex with member of the clergy is a far cry from her original work, which was based on real sexperiences that Hannah and her girlfriends had been involved in.