“Let me tell you. When you want ratings, you get Brad Pitt.”

- Oprah confronting an father who was concerned having his alcoholic daughter on the show was just a ratings ploy.

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FALCON’S TWO NEW STUDS: While we’ve yet to see the rest of them, I’d say so far so yummy for Falcon’s two new “fresh off the bus” exclusives, Roman Heart and Erik Rhodes. Both perform in Falcon’s forthcoming Mark Dalton vehicle, Super Soaked. Heart’s scene is with the adorable Brent Everett. No word yet on Rhodes. Either way, I can’t wait to see these two hotties in action!

Unfortunately, we have to. Super Soaked is pending a release date of March 2005.

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COLBY TAYLOR BACK IN ACTION: In other news over at Falcon Studios, it seems gay XXX superstar Colby Taylor will returned to the blue screen for the first time in over three years. Taylor begins filming on Getting It in the End early next month, written and directed by Max Phillips. The professional marriage of this multi-award winning Falcon exclusive and multi-award willing Falcon director will more than likely produce another multi-award winning movie. More to come!

LUCAS KAZAN’S “ITALIAN FOR THE BEGINNER”: Do I really need to remind anyone at this point how much I adore Roberto Giorgio and how every movie he’s in I’m going to give a stellar review? He is, after all, the most drop-dead gorgeous foreign pornster on the scene today. Fortunately, he’s not the only one in this cast of many that director Lucas Kazan has compiled (one right on top of the other!) in Italian for the Beginner. It’s a cute title, but it can’t compete with the boys! As you can see here, these euro-studs are built like brick houses, have that flawless A&F look and are at the top of their game when it comes to down and dirty sex scenes.

Lucas Kazan’s Italian for the Beginner is now available on VHS and DVD at www.lucaskazan.com and www.IMDVideo.com.

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SWITCHEROO! JASON RIDGE AT “COCKTAILS” TONIGHT:  Don’t be fooled by the ads! Tonight at Micky’s Cocktails with the Stars, hosted by yours truly, we’ll present our special guest Jason Ridge as our second installment in a month of Red Devil Entertainment stars. Ridge was originally slated to appear next week but switched nights with Rob Romoni due to a scheduling conflict. Hope to see you there from 6:00 pm - 8:30 pm.